The Best Heroic Character: Hazel Hadley (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Morally Ambiguous Character: Bri Florentine (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Villainous Character: Karen Krinklewacker (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Couple: Bri and Hazel (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Group/Double Act: The Waiters (The Grand Opening), Avery and Sockoli (The Grand Opening)

The Best Spurious Accent: Cole (Seems Sketchy to Me)

The Best Love/Seduction Scene: Slice of Life (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Song: Borble’s Burgs (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Line from a Script: ‘Nuts are the work of the devil!’ – Timmy (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Quote/Heckle from Rehearsal: ‘Trans that scene!’ – Ry (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Live Cock-up: Starting several minutes early on opening night (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Ad-Lib: ‘Lemme just take this chairrrrr’ – Fergus (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Sketch: Little Wilderston Village Council

The Best Sound Effect/Noise: Pigeon noises (Seems Sketchy to Me)

The Best WORST Sound Effect: Uwu – Opening number (That’s the Spirit!)

The Most Soothing Voice: Annabel (That’s the Spirit!)

The Most Seductive Voice: The Dave (Seems Sketchy to Me)

The Best Costume: Janet (That’s the Spirit!)

The “Ooh You Lovey!” Award for AcTiNg: Carys as Darcy and Bill (That’s the Spirit!, A Prior Engagement)

The ‘Going Beyond the Call of Duty’ Award: Becca

The Most Scintillating Musical Moment: The counterpoint in Acceptance (where Stuck in a Loop and Guilty Pleasures cross over) (That’s the Spirit!)

The Sexiest Moment: Bri and Hazel almost kiss (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Moment of Dramatic Uncertainty: ‘Satan?’ ‘…Denine?’ (The Grand Opening)

The Best Publicity Photo: Garlic flapjacks (The Grand Opening)

The Most Likely to be Concealing a Dark and Terrible Secret: Nut Seller (That’s the Spirit!)

The Best Heroic Character: Fred (Prophecy of Destiny) + Dagger (From the Ruins)

The Best Morally Ambiguous Character: Laurie (Arizona James) + Omen (Prophecy of Destiny)

The Best Villainous Character: Prince Irrelevant (Prophecy of Destiny)

The Best Couple: Chastity & Destiny (Prophecy of Destiny)

The Best Group Act: The Freds (Prophecy of Destiny)

The Best Spurious Accent: Verrill (From the Ruins)

The Best Love/ Seduction Scene: The ‘Plane Scene’ (Arizona James) + The ‘Seduction Scene’ (From the Ruins) 

The Best Song: From the Ruins Theme Tune

The Best Line from a Script: “I’ll be straight with you”… “Please don’t” (Prophecy of Destiny)

The Best Quote/ Heckle from a Rehearsal: Literally anything Rynn says

The Best Rehearsal Cock-Up: Isobel walking on stage as Fairy Godmother while James played magic piano glissandos, looking at him dazed and emphatically saying “Fuck me.”

The Best Ad-Lib: “Why do I still have the crown?” – Ry

The Best Directorial Note: “Act like you’re telling children that Santa isn’t real” – Thea

The Best Sound Effect: Um, all of them? Hello? Have you met our sound editors?

The Best WORST Sound Effect: The Kissing Effect

The Best Soundscape: Arizona James Act 3

The Best Prop: The Carriage (Prophecy of Destiny)

The Worst Prop: The Sherbet sticks (Prophecy of Destiny)

The Best Costume: The terrifying spiders (Prophecy of Destiny)

Craziest Interruption to Recordings: Atreyi’s CLOCKS (Arizona James)

The Best Cock-Up During a Show: Corpsing in the final scene (Prophecy of Destiny) + nearly uploading a soundless podcast to YouTube…

The Best Noise from a Cast Member: Val’s screams/squawking (Arizona James)

The Most Soothing Voice: Thea Fennell as Thea Fennel

The “Ooh You Lovey!” Award for Acting: Rebecca as Princess Destiny

The “Going Beyond the Call of Duty” Award: Thea for venue scouting and publicity (Prophecy of Destiny) + Val for playing all of the character and everything else they do

Most Scintillating Musical Moment: Spider Ambience (Prophecy of Destiny)

The Best Moment of Dramatic Uncertainty/Plot Twist: The final reveal (That’s the Spirit)

The Best Publicity Picture: The ‘Distracted Boyfriend’ photoshoot (From the Ruins)

Best Heroic Character: Tod – Jacqui Drewe (Heroics) + Guard Goose – Val Gladkova (Lent Sketches)

Best Morally Ambiguous Character: Jharn – Ella Palmer (Ghoul)

Best Villainous Character: Mastermind – Oscar Matthews (Heroics) + Everett Radford – Fergus Powell (Ghoul)

Best Couple: Steve & Tod – Greg Miller & Jacqui Drewe (Heroics)

Best Spurious Accent: Cian Morey as Shape

Best Love/Seduction Scene: Archer kissing Everett

Best Song: Prima Donna (Ghoul)

Best Line from Script: “No, I distinctly remember he said he was a vicar” (WAS)

Best Quote from Rehearsal/ Heckle: “I have to go an buy a potato” -Amy Meyer

Best Rehearsal Cock-Up: Amy Meyer for completely forgetting there was a rehearsal and then sending the group chat a message saying ‘gimme a sex’ + Val Gladkova forgetting to turn up to a rehearsal they were meant to be directing after sternly reminding everyone about it a couple hours prior (Shorts)

Best Ad Lib: Val Gladkova for “take it away bat chorus – that’s too high for me” in response to a high note in “All By Myself” (Ghoul)

Best Directorial Note: Val. Just…Val.

Best Sound Effect: Evil squirrel laughter (Shorts)

Best Worst Sound Effect: Goose Honks (Lent Sketch Show)

Best Soundscape: Crowd panic and falling chandelier (Ghoul) https://youtu.be/4mmOpOxiZfI?t=1819

Craziest Interruption to Recording: Every time someone remembered “Shronk ‘n’ Ass” and the recording devolved into hysterical chaos (WAS)

Best Noise from a Cast Member: Mia Willows for the sound of disgust in scene 12 aka smelling a candle called ‘Left Shoe’ (Ghoul) + Val Gladkova for making out with their hand at directorial command (Ghoul)

Most Soothing Voice: Saul Bailey + Char Vine

The “Ooh You Lovey!” Award for Acting: Char Vine as a multi rolling maestro

The “Going Beyond the Call of Duty” Award: Char Vine for writing+making demos+mixing almost all of Ghoul songs single-handedly, while also doing all of the publicity content and sound editing, and turning up to every rehearsal in writer/unofficial assistant director capacity

Most Scintillating Musical Moment: Heroics theme tune

Best Moment of Dramatic Uncertainty/Plot Twist: Tom: ‘But I thought this train was going to Reading- ooooh. I see how it is.’ (8:39)

Best Publicity Picture: Char Vine as the Wilde Society leader aka “sheer sophisticated sexiness” (Lent Sketch)

Best Poster: Ghoul – Annabel Jupp & Char Vine

Best Play Script: Heroics for Beginners: Sarah Nolan

Best Sketch: The Noble Tale of Sir Arnold the Wee and Nigel the Beige – Nathan Galpin & Cian Morey

Best Stephen Fry Adorer: Tanya Brown as the writer of the sketch

Best New Thang on the Street: Tanya Brown

Best Tap Dancing Solo in a Radioplay: Balwinder – Val Sadksperm (WAS)

Best Original Song on the Much-Neglected Subject of Culinary Legumes: Beans (WAS)

Musical Chocolate Ganache (quote courtesy of Linseigh Green): Mia Willows

Most Committed Cast Member: Linseigh Green for coming to rehearsals despite health problems

Cutest Secretary: tie between Amy Meyer & Yelena Persaud

BONK! Most Likely to be sent to Horny Jail: Without question, everyone in the Easter sound editing chat

Juiciest Tropical Fruit: CONFUSION. Why does CULES care so much about fruit?

Best Heroic Character: Polly (In the Nick of Time)

Best Morally Ambiguous Character: Hotel Receptionist (Nothing to See Here)

Best Villanous Character: Val for being Val

Best Spurious Accent: Abraham for “Glaswegian” (In the Nick of Time)

Best Love/Seduction Scene: Gregory and Emma for Dave and Doreen from Pervy Tinder (Nothing to See Here)

Best Song: Thea and Katrina for Cycle Away! (In the Nick of Time)

Best Line from a Script: Grace and Henry for “The Jensmeister will take eine klein sleep now” (In the Nick of Time)

Best Quote/Heckle from Rehearsal: Nathan for the term “emergency inflection”

Best Rehearsal Cock-up: Ella for “dingly dangly balls” (In the Nick of Time)

Best Sketch: Pervy Tinder + The Sandwich Sketch + Russian Roulette

Best Sound Effect: Char for the sinister organ + Miffy for the grenade sound effect (“wheeeee boing boing BOOM!”) (Nothing to See Here)

Best Worst Sound Effect: Matt for deng (Nothing to See Here)

Craziest Interruption to Recording: Thea for the sound of clattering, followed by half a minute of guitar playing, followed by “Whoops I fell on my guitar”

Best Noise from a Cast Member: Thea for THE BIRDS!!! (yes, Thea’s birds are cast members)

Most Soothing Voice: Char both as themself and as the train announcer

Most Seductive Voice: Abraham for Corporal Jens Wittgenstein von Mullerdam + Thea for Susan flirting with Old Don (3)

Most Surpising Appearance Given Voice: Ella with Freddie’s magically lowered voice

The “Ooh You Lovey!” Award for Acting: Henry for the Cake Stall Lady

The “Going Beyond the Call of Duty” Award: Char for production, sound editing, art and general good vibes

Most Scintillating Musical Moment: Nothing to See Here’s introduction

Sexiest Moment: What we didn’t see when Freddie and Jens left for the cake stall (In the Nick of Time)

Best Moment of Dramatic Uncertainty: “DID JAMMIE DODGERS EVEN EXIST DURING WW2?” (In the Nick of Time)

Best Work Poodle: Polly

Most Likely to be Concealing a Dark and Terrible Secret: Val

Most Uncanny Imitation of a Human Being: Val